May 15th, 2013 at 10:52PM

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May 15th, 2013 at 11:56AM

First day of work and I almost cut my finger off.

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May 7th, 2013 at 8:17PM
sofapizza: what an asshole

sofapizza:

what an asshole

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May 5th, 2013 at 7:05PM

hungarian:

what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom

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May 5th, 2013 at 6:53PM
zoo-books: Follow Zoo-Books for the coolest animals on tumblr

zoo-books:

Follow Zoo-Books for the coolest animals on tumblr

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May 4th, 2013 at 9:47PM

whatisthisfliccery:

When I am sad or have disbelief in my own abilities, I remember that I will always be better at rugby than Ross Geller.

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May 3rd, 2013 at 9:03PM

I slapped my girlfriend in the face

so now I owe her Chipotle

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May 1st, 2013 at 12:25AM

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April 30th, 2013 at 8:53PM

ruinedchildhood:

bencrowther:

french toast crunch was the bees tits

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April 30th, 2013 at 8:51PM

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April 29th, 2013 at 7:27PM
that-was-a-double-entendre: orangeninjadan: this bothers me looking at anyone else you can see when the gif loops but felix doesn’t break stride and it’s bothersome i guess he fixed it.

that-was-a-double-entendre:

orangeninjadan:

this bothers me

looking at anyone else you can see when the gif loops

but felix doesn’t break stride

and it’s bothersome

i guess he fixed it.

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April 29th, 2013 at 5:03PM

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April 29th, 2013 at 2:28AM

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April 28th, 2013 at 12:31AM

my cat has diarrhea

it stinks

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April 28th, 2013 at 12:25AM
  • what she says: im fine
  • what she means: im doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome
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