First day of work and I almost cut my finger off.

sofapizza:

what an asshole

sofapizza:

what an asshole

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hungarian:

what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom

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zoo-books:

Follow Zoo-Books for the coolest animals on tumblr

zoo-books:

Follow Zoo-Books for the coolest animals on tumblr

whatisthisfliccery:

When I am sad or have disbelief in my own abilities, I remember that I will always be better at rugby than Ross Geller.

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I slapped my girlfriend in the face

so now I owe her Chipotle

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that-was-a-double-entendre:

orangeninjadan:

this bothers me
looking at anyone else you can see when the gif loops
but felix doesn’t break stride
and it’s bothersome

i guess he fixed it.

that-was-a-double-entendre:

orangeninjadan:

this bothers me

looking at anyone else you can see when the gif loops

but felix doesn’t break stride

and it’s bothersome

i guess he fixed it.

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my cat has diarrhea

it stinks

  • what she says: im fine
  • what she means: im doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome